Quarantine weekend adventure!

Pretty excited to share big travel plans. I know we are not supposed to travel much due to the Coronavirus pandemic. But I can’t resist the temptation to venture off the beaten path this weekend. So I have been mapping out my weekend adventure.

Happy to announce we are going on the biggest adventure possible. This weekend we are adding a fifth stop to our already extreme travel routine. 

It’s already been such an exciting week. Our amazing adventures this week have taken us from the Bedroom all the way to the Bathroom. Followed by a long traverse of the terrain from there to the far away land called the Kitchen. 

From this distant land of Kitchen if you are lucky enough you can see the next destination off in the distance. Through the breaks in the clouds you can often catch glimpses of the normal final destination called Living Room Land. 

Due to all the cloud cover you need to keep your compass handy. As navigating through this rough terrain without the sun to guide your way will cause even the most experienced travelers to easily get lost. 

The long trip to Living Room Land is worth the dangers to get there 

Once completing your journey to Living Room Land with the aid of your compass you can finally rest. Here you can rest your weary legs and enjoy sprawling out on the natural occurring formations that are quite comfortable throughout Living Room Land.

These formations are scattered throughout Living Room Land and face the amazing magicians portal. This portal allows you to see everything going on outside of your realm called “Home”. It’s quite amazing! Hopefully you to will be able to experience the comfortable luxury and magicians portal found in Living Room Land as well. Study the map below to find out how to get there your self. It is well worth the journey!

Generally Living Room Land is the final destination as where else can you be as comfortable and entertained as you can be there?

But this weekend we are going on a great adventure to a little known area called the Lanai. We first heard rumors of this even further away land years ago. But just recently heard about it again! And the rumors, myths and legends appear to be true!

If you haven’t already heard about this far off distant land of Lanai, you might of heard someone call it by one of its other many mystical names. Land of Lanai is often spoken of in other realms as “Back Porch Land”.

Lanai Land is full of dangers!

This mythical area of Lanai or as some call it Back Porch Land can only be traveled to when the weather and circumstances cooperate perfectly. Otherwise the long arduous journey will be all for not. As you will have to quickly flee the land due to inclement weather like extreme cold, heat, excessive rain, or even the dreaded wind.

In the very worst case scenario you may have to flee this land due to dangerous beasts known as Mosquitos! Most of the stories we heard about Lanai Land or as some call it Back Porch Land tells of a magical barrier that repels these dangerous beasts. But some of these magical barriers were never cast, or were damaged by the scary creatures called children. If that is the case there is nothing stopping the mosquitoes from coming into the land and carrying you off to their lair where you will never be seen again!

Although mosquitoes are the worst possible welcome you can receive once arriving in Lanai Land.  There are other terrifying possibilities you must also be prepared for.

One such story came to us recently through the magicians portal. A story so vial I dare not repeat it all. This story spoke of something so scary it keeps me up at night thinking about how terrible it is! 

What could give you worse nightmares than mosquitoes you ask? Two simple words that when uttered together will send chills down your spine too. Those words are “loud neighbors”. And if you are unfortunate enough you may even encounter their loud obnoxious dog! These things can be so repulsive that they can make you flee this land and make you want to never return! So you must plan your trip very well and be prepared for anything. 

Hopefully our weekend adventure goes well

Once we find this lost Land of Lanai I will report our findings. Hopefully mapping out my weekend adventure with the chart below will be enough for us to all safely arrive in Lanai. Not entirely sure what we will find on arrival. But I hope it is even more amazing than Living Room Land. Given the extreme distance that is needed to arrive there it must be even more spectacular than Living Room Land. Or dare I say may be even better than Bedroom Land!

I guess the only way we will find out is if we make the journey. If you don’t hear back from me by the second rising sun after the weekend please send a search party. However take into consideration the perils that lay ahead, so I beg of you please only choose those brave and strong enough for the grueling journey before you.